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Reply-Path: dlyons@netcom.com
From: dlyons@netcom.com (David A. Lyons)
Keywords: topical, smirk
Date: Wed Jan 14 00:20:06 PST 1998
Lines: 15


Personally, I like to stay and read the credits.  When the last scene
of _Titanic_ faded to black and people began rushing for the exits, I
shouted:  "Quick!  There are only enough cars in the parking lot for
half of us!"

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